Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.
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jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

image

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

I think she has hit her weeaboo phase. I’m scared.

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

must-be-a-thursday:

cecilianbaldwin:

what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS

and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A  DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE

This needs to be a thing

kokorodesiree:

avenger-iron-man:

Come to us darling.

Reblog it every time

justbeencumberbatched:

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

well

bilingualbisexual:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i’ve been losing lots of followers and idk why 

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