this is the type of bullshit you have to put up with in public school
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game- “Was that a gunshot or a firework?”
I hear police sirens. Leaning towards gunshot.
Maybe they’re playing the game too.
Well, it IS technically their job.
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me
…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?
do u even know what sex is
i identify most with raccoons because theyre really cute but belong in the trash
Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
a daughter of aphrodite meets her cabinmates for the first time; sprawled out over their bunks, they ask her if she’s broken any boys’ hearts
and she sort of freezes up for a second as she puts her bags down and says, “uh, actually, i’m a lesbian.”
she’s met with a chorus of “oh”s.
"so have you broken any girls’ hearts?"
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
*takES DEEP BREATH*
*PREPARES TO UNLEASH JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING TO MAKE FOR LIKE A YEAR*
*puts joint down sadly*
scREAMS ‘BLAZE IT’ FROM THE TOP OF MT. EVEREST WHILE SMOKING FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY JOINTS AT THE SAME TIME
my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room