kingboa:

dirtylittledamsel:

what is a bara

image

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

impala-in-beacon-hills:

randomawesomnesscorner:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

is it porn you want

me 5 minutes ago….

theserif:

Could you imagine having a truck load of these, and suddenly a pallet full tips over?  A whole pallet full, making that noise.  At once.

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

Look at my super cute Zippo!! :))

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wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

thatcouldbemyautobiography:

Wow it’s such a relief to know all asexuals are actually dragons. 

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

nyannerz:

(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

apersnicketylemon:

They/Their' as a singular pronoun is correct English.

Stop excusing your transphobia by saying it isn’t. You’re wrong.

ask-kuria:

DO IT

apersnicketylemon:

They/Their' as a singular pronoun is correct English.

Stop excusing your transphobia by saying it isn’t. You’re wrong.